A strange man was seen running from an alley near the Flipadee Armenian Donut Hut. When police went to investigate they found a young Scandinavian girl stuffed with Hormel brand food products.
“The Stuffer has hit us again,” quaffed Lt. Wunderbar. “Fortunately for the CFPD, he did it next to a donut shop.” He then proceeded into the store. There he ordered three dozen lemon iced cookies for a departmental meeting that afternoon. It was later reported that a good time was had by all.
(With many thanks to Mopeychick for her part)
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